Granted, 99.9% of bloggers using WP and WP related plugins are potty trained, but you know there will always be exceptions to the rule. Look at me – a 2 week old baby embarking on the road to online riches. I am determined to learn what exactly it is my parents do all day and how they can afford to keep me in diapers, without leaving our home.

Hence my dilema. I would love to help out mom and dad and surprise them with my success – but heck, diapers are expensive! I am positive that mom would enjoy the “Buy Me A Coffee” plugin and I know for sure dad would love the “Buy Me A Beer” one, but from what I understand both are not appropriate for my age.

Therefore, from now on all my posts will end with a “Buy Me A Diaper” plea. I want to show my parents that anyone, of any age, can work from home – in a sleeper!

Now if only someone would develop me a “Buy Me A Diaper” plugin…

The Online Marketing World Welcomes Brie!

Well maybe just my mom, dad and family welcomed me officially, but none the less I finally arrived December 19, 2008, thoroughly pleasing my tickled pink proud parents. I must say, it’s a busy world out here! Those three loud voices I have listened to over the past nine months seem to be called brothers and my parents play a really fast game called “tag team” that looks to involve running a home, family, work, and of course me! I am not complaining – the way mom and dad play means someone is always spoiling me, but I have to admit, the work part of this has me really intrigued.

It seems that ‘work’ is what mom and dad do when they sit in front of these strange boxes and bang their fingers on little squares. I am told they are called computers. Pretty interesting things they are I might add, and I really enjoy sitting on a lap watching pictures and words fly by.

What I like best about mom and dads work is that they are always here with me! My brothers told me that other kids’ parents get into what’s called an automobile and drive to something called an office. I am not sure about this automobile thing because my parents office seems to be right here in the house, next to the kitchen and my moms coffee maker. Seems much more convenient don’t you think?

Despite me being just 2 weeks old, I have decided to embark on the journey of learning exactly what it is my parents do all day (and sometimes night!) with these computers. I hear them talking; making plans, brainstorming, picking out these things called ‘niches’ and yeah, sometimes bickering about keywords. I could have sworn keys were something that opened up doors not words, but I promise, I will find out all the details and fill you in.

You see, they think that since I can’t yet talk, that I don’t see what they are doing. What better detective could you have than an innocent baby, spying over mom and dads shoulder, learning every tip, trick and move they make. I bet it won’t take me too long to learn what exactly it is they do that brings the big smiles to their faces when they open up the mail and wave around that cool thing called a check.

So stay close… I will update as often as I can. (Hopefully I won’t spit up on those lettered squares they use!)